Soweto a.k.a. Sway | 24 | Grad Student
I just want a Dr. before my name and six pack abs on the side
IG & SC: @swayylife
jumpingonair:/kodilane:/Kiersey Clemons as Minnie Mouse/Photo by Kodi Lane
It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD
Us men are very simple… The more we like you, the stupid-er we get.
How so ?
We don’t know how to act when we feel some real emotions stirring up
Ahhhh I see. I find that super cute
It aint gonn be cute when he starts talking to other chicks to self sabotage himself because he can’t handle some real emotions
… 😕 that escalated quickly
😂😂
I see no lies from beginning to end. All facts
I relate to this crazy
Us men are very simple… The more we like you, the stupid-er we get.
How so ?
We don’t know how to act when we feel some real emotions stirring up
Ahhhh I see. I find that super cute
It aint gonn be cute when he starts talking to other chicks to self sabotage himself because he can’t handle some real emotions
… 😕 that escalated quickly
😂😂
“I want a Disney Princess who doesn’t focus solely on falling in love!”
You mean Tiana?
“I want a Disney Princess who actually works because she wants to!”
Yeah, Tiana!
“I want a Disney Princess who has an actual tangible goal!”
You mean Miss “I want to own my own restaurant before the age of 25″ aka Tiana?
“I want a Disney Princess who is relateable!”
Yeah. Tiana aka “I work so much I need to be reminded by a 100-year old blind lady that having a balance of family and work is key”.
“I want a Disney Princess who is well-written and doesn’t rely on the ‘quirky traits’ trope as an explanation for her personality.”
YES. TIANA.
“I want a Disney Princess who-”
TIANA. TIANA IS WHAT YOU WANT. AND SHE’S BEEN HERE SINCE 2009. BUT Y’ALL SEEM TO WANT TO FORGET THAT AND TRY TO MAKE OUT FROZEN TO BE THE MOST FEMINIST DISNEY FILM EVER.
SOMEONE FINALY SAID IT
Disney executive: I need ideas, people. Big ideas!
Employee: What if we did all of our movies…again.
Disney executive: *cigar drops out of mouth*
I love Zendaya, this man started out trying to make fun of this beautiful woman and now because of his bullshit she might be a model for Zendaya’s clothing line, also she said being a plus sized model has always been a dream of hers, blessings
Black women looking out for black women, love it
lmaooooooo that nigga bout to be salty as HELL just made her ENTIRE life
He really mad her dreams come true, fuck him I hope he never finds success
